Cecilia Boyd

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No-Dryer Dilemma

While my clothes obviously dry just fine on a rack, as clothes have successfully air dried since the Egyptians were first making high TC linen in the fifth millennium BCE, an added bonus of having a dryer was (not only as a quick wrinkle remedy, but also) the ability to right-size pre-worn jeans in mere seconds. 

Now I fear all my pants are too loose and I have "Flab Ass", like Samantha's rich guy (who was apparently a friend of The Donald???).