I'd done my research (as usual!) and there was a nice train from the airport into Warsaw central, where I could catch a train to Radom.

If I'd done my research more thoroughly I'd have learned that going into Warsaw central was back tracking, and it would be much more efficient to catch a bus from the airport to Radom. And dammit, more thorough research would have saved HOURS of confusion and many public tears.

So I took the train from Chopin into Centrum, where couldn't find the handy machines to purchase my ticket to Radom. But I did find a big map of the station. And in the Legend of the map was the "i" -- the international symbol for the information desk.

But sadly, I couldn't find the "i" marked on the map... only in the legend. I could find the showers... I could find Starbucks... I could find escalators... but I couldn't find the "i" desk...

(Until today... when I was looking at my video through stress-free eyes... because it was in a different size and color from all the other icons... but this explanation doesn't make me any less of a dufus.)