For a moment let’s think quantum-ly, and briefly suspend the limitations of the universe as we know it… consider for a second, that maybe, juuuuust maybe, somewhere along the Italian Swiss border I was sucked into a portal of some sort, which hurled me into an alternate universe....

Maybe not an evil alternate universe ala SouthPark... 

But maybe... The Universe of George... where as Jerry said:  

If every instinct you’ve had is wrong, then the opposite must be right

I think this might explain the curse... I do something on instinct... an action that has always turned out right in the past... but now it turns out all effed up... because in doing it NOW (AFTER I crossed the Italian Swiss border and was hurled into the alternate universe) the normal rules no longer apply... and in fact, the OPPOSITE of the normal rules are enforced.

So... I’ve done it before this way, and it turned out right.... but here in The Universe of George I need to take the exact opposite action to get the result I need...

it’s almost too difficult for me to put into words. definitely too difficult for me to put into action without major checking and rechecking of algorithms... I think I’m gonna be chewing up a lot of Number 2s before I make any big decisions in the future.