I was scheduled to have a lezione d'Italiano this morning. It's been scheduled for a few days, and I've really been looking forward to it.

OK, that was an understatement designed to leave me a tiny shred of dignity. Truth be known, I've been holding on to this lezione d'Italiano like it was the only life vest on the Titanic.

So, during the night, the WiFi went out.

The entire city's WiFi went out.

And I didn't get to have my lezione d'Italiano.

Coincidence?

(It's ok to laugh. It's reached that point.)